Tuesday, December 16, 2008

I like Morphine!!!

A few months ago, Rod had a terrible pain in his back, and we had to take him to the Emergency Room. They gave him a shot of muscle relaxers and a shot of morphine. After about 5 minutes, Rod was in happy land saying over and over "I like Morphine, I like Morphine". Ever since then, we have been teasing him about his love of morphine. Well, Sunday I had a terrible pain in my stomach, the worst pain I have ever had. Rod took me to the emergency room, hoping I would have a similar reaction to the morphine, so that he could tease me like we tease him. Many of you know I am TERRIFIED of needles. (Had natural childbirth, because I was too afraid of the needle for the epidural....but thats another story.) I think this was the only needle I was not afraid of, because I just wanted some relief from the pain. While I did not have the morphine moment that Roddy had, I did realize that I like morphine too. Its good stuff, it helped me relax a little and stop moaning and groaning. After many hours in the hospital and all the torture and tests, they sent me home still with no explanation to my pain. But they did sent me home with lortab...also good stuff!! We have since discovered that I have a bacterial infection in my stomach. I am feeling better, probably because of the lortab, but I am not complaining!!! Its almost as good as the morphine!

4 comments:

Mindy M. said...

Hey you drugy! I bet you like the feeling huh? Sorry you have been sick! That's the pits! Let me know if I can do anything for ya! Do you need me to do some Christmas shopping for ya? Just hand over the credit card and I'll get it done for you!!

kener4 said...

Um, do I need to come check up on you? Make sure you don't O.D???
That's some pretty good stuff you got there! ;)
I hope you are feeling okay-and please let me know if you need ANTHING.

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Amy Weiland said...

yuck! I'm sorry you're not feeling good...and yeah! i'm happy you're feeling GOOOOOOD....